Product Description

These beautiful stickers are just the thing to liven up that boring old existence of yours. Put them on the back of your car and watch your mileage and horsepower increase tenfold! Wear them instead of flowers at your wedding to ensure a lifetime of happiness and sexual fulfillment! Slap them over your eyes for a few years and experience a whole new world of sensation as your brain compensates for your lost vision! (Legal notice: none of these claims are true, except maybe the last one).

$3 includes the sticker and shipping anywhere in the U.S.